Real status and comments from facebook:
yea though I walk through the valley of knee high grass and weeds, I shall fear no evil. For my lawn mower and hoe give me courage.
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Do not go easy into those weeds... rage rage against the dying of the mower.
you prepare a lawn before me in the presence of my neighbors. you anoint my mower with oil and my sweat overflows.
To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell's heart, I whack at thee; for hate's sake, I spray my last roundup at thee.
for morrow sweet morrow I shall go forth and mowth, for today I look forward to seeing my foes destroyed. O-H! we not thee!
Weedwhacker oh weedwhacker - why have you forsaken me?