When we were next door neighbors and fellow engineering students (yes, me, go figure) on the Alpha Chi Omega floor (no, we didn't have a house back then), Kathy and I used to rewrite popular songs with our own lyrics. This one (which we kept hearing before leaving for class in the morning) became Hammer* Gives Dynamics a Bad Name after a classmate who monopolized the professor's time asking questions that even we knew the answers to:
Our other favorite was our "Only the Geeks Get Good Grades" (That study carrel you're hiding behind never lets in the sun"). I still hold the phone up to the radio and call K when I hear it on the radio!
* name changed to protect the annoying but otherwise innocent